Toddathon Tout, Toddathon Tout,

this is the forest of Toddathon Tout,

darker than night and brighter than day,

once you've arrived you're destined to stay

 

You can run, you can hide, you can fly, you can flee,

But it won't help a bit, you will never be free

Unless your eyes and your heart are full

to find yourself a miracle

 

We see you're a victim of old poison oak,

best go down to the pond now and give it a soak,

Just watch out for the fishes, they're not always nice

But they'll let you go swimming if you pay the price

 

Gold for silver, but you'd better beware,

and when you are finished go take a nice pear

Bite it, chew it, swallow it down,

Then be on your way girl, don't dawdle around.

 

You can take an extra, or two at the most,

Try not to be greedy, please honor your host

These pears, they are special, not something to waste

So save them for later, just in case

 

There may come a time when you're losing your way

You're stuck in the forest, on some dreadful day

Backed into a corner and caught at wit's end,

with no place to run to, no chance to defend,

 

Just remember we sisters, and think of the pears

Forget all your troubles, forget all your cares

And as simple as counting to one, two, and three

Let the pear do its magic and you will be free

 

That's all we can tell you, that's all that we know

Your story's just starting, now get up and go

Singing sisters are we, so take our advice,

Don't come back to this spot, for if you come twice

There is room in the chorus to add one more

Then we shall become the sisters four